It’s that most frightening time of the year again when the trumpets of holy Mount Olympus summon us all to obedient attention. Hush up and drop to your knees, boys and girls, the “scientists” who unveil the corny-as-can-be “Doomsday Clock” ™ have a dire warning for us all.
From the article:
“The Doomsday Clock, a potent symbol of scientific concerns about humanity’s possible annihilation, was advanced by 30 seconds on Thursday, to 2 minutes to midnight, the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists announced in Washington.”
Be afraid, boys and girls. Be very afraid.
“Science” has spoken: If the nukes don’t fry you, the melting ice caps will drown you!
Back during the days when school children were terrorized with “Duck and Cover” drills, the “Doomsday Clock” ™ was introduced (1947) by Globalist scientists who used it to sell the sheeple on the idea that all nations should one day hand over control of armaments to the U.N. as the only way to avoid “doomsday.” Though that radical proposal — originated by the communist Robert Oppenheimer (cough cough) and cryptically proposed by President Eisenhower (here) — never came to fruition, the fear of “the bomb” was in fact successfully used by the Globalists to expand America’s “leadership role in the world” ™, consolidate “the free world” ™; build the framework for today’s European Union; and strengthen NATO.
With the end of the Cold War, the “Doomsday Clock” ™, though still “calculated” each year, faded into irrelevancy. But now, thanks to America’s “withdrawal from world leadership,” the Globalist-manufactured “North Korean crisis” ™, and Trump’s abdication of responsibility for “Climate Change” ™, the minute-hand of the commie cuckoo-clock has been moved ahead by an additional 30 seconds from last year’s advance.
The origin of the “Doomsday Clock” ™ coincided with the “Duck and Cover” idiocy of the 50’s & 60’s. Then, as now, the purpose was to frighten the weak-minded into accepting Globalism as the “solution.” In the age of Trump, the pathetic game is rapidly losing its effectiveness.
Doing the honors at this year’s unveiling were “scientists” Sivan Kartha, of the Stockholm Environmental Institute; Lawrence Krauss (cough cough) of the Arizona State University Origins Project; Robert Rosner (cough cough) of the University of Chicago; and Sharon Squassoni, of George Washington University. According to the article, an apparently defensive Krauss, the ring leader, made a telling acknowledgment.
From the article:
“Krauss acknowledged that in the fake news era, some critics were likely to accuse the scientists of having a political agenda.”
Well, count Sugar and me, er, “The Editorial Board of The Anti-New York Times as among those “critics,” professor! Sadly, the libtarded simpletons who worship Sulzberger’s Slimes are more likely to buy such preposterous Globalist bullshit simply because politicized “scientists” are the ones selling it – as if “scientists” are infallible and incorruptible.
Three generations of high and mighty (and oh-so-serious-looking) “scientists” have had their cuckoo-clock at minutes-to-midnight for 70 years now. The goofy game is up — time to find real jobs, professors!
We hold true men of science in very high regard. However, not all those claiming to be practitioners of science know what the heck they are talking about. Their ignorance can be even more pronounced when they wander off into to matters political and philosophical. Apart from the fact that many of these academic ass-clowns are just well-paid liars, there is also a whole category of “scientists” that fit the observation once made by James Watson – a co-discoverer of the DNA double-helix structure:
“One could not be a successful scientist without realizing that, in contrast to the popular conception supported by newspapers and mothers of scientists, a goodly number of scientists are not only narrow-minded and dull, but also just stupid.”
Tell it, Professor Watson, tell it!
On an unrelated but very interesting note, that’s the same James Watson that the usual suspects blacklisted, drove into poverty and forced to auction off his Nobel Prize for Science because he stated that DNA differences among races impact intelligence and achievement. (here) Fortunately, Russian billionaire and friend-of-Putin, Alisher Usmanov paid $4.8 million for the Nobel medal — and then promptly returned it to Watson! (here)
1. The contribution to science made by James Watson — a critic of “stupid scientists” and co-discoverer the double-helix structure of the DNA molecule — dwarfs that of fools such as Einstein or the “Doomsday Clock” ass- clowns. 2. The winning bidder, Russia’s Alisher Usmanov, saved Watson from poverty and then returned the Nobel medal to him. 3. Usmanov is also buddies with Vladimir Putin.
Boobus Americanus 1: I read in today’s New York Times that a group of highly distinguished scientists are now so concerned about Trump’s climate denial, belligerent rhetoric and abdication of world leadership that they have moved the famous Doomsday Clock to two minutes to midnight.
Boobus Americanus 2: Two minutes to midnight?! Wow! Now that’s getting too close for comfort.
Sugar: Come here Boobuss! I’ll sshove that frickin’ clock up your butt-hole!
Editor: That would cause brain damage.
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